The Profound and The Foolish

Major Dennis Bloodnok:  Lecherous coward with an extremely dubious sense of morality and an overwhelming love of money.  Also loves curries, the hotter the better. The only reason he isn’t fat is because he knows that being able to run away very fast is a good thing.  All those angry husbands,  you know. (Burglary - 4) (Athletics - 3) (Stealth - 3) To say that Bloodnok was not happy with Bluebottle was an understatement.  He sent the lad down to  help Seagoon after he had reported his failure, and then cursed.  He was going to have to go in  himself that night, and do the damned job himself. He prepared himself carefully - dark clothes, lock-picking and safe-cracking equipment, good pair of  running shoes, and a spy camera. Combat: Stealth.  If Bloodnok wins, he makes it into the office undetected and gains access to the  company’s staffing records.  If he loses, the guards catch him. Number of dice...

System: Risus. Setting:  The goon show - Tales of Men’s Shirts. There is a war on, and the enemy has created a chemical that makes shirts explode when the wearer  sits down. Key Characters: A “friendly” officer who is indestructible.  He is also highly corrupt. Scientist examining the remains of the exploding shirts.  But he cannot speak to non-scientists  coherently. PC goes to enemy territory by ship to try and find the source of the chemical and destroy it, but  the ship’s captain is a secret enemy agent. Capt. Altheus Seagoon.  Utterly bland in appearance, capable of blending into a crowd.  Got snapped  up by military intelligence. Likes bird watching (no, really birds).  Reads books about history. (Firearms - 3) (Athletics - 2) (Listening - 2) (Science - 3) Harm track/health status list grazed bruised wounded injured badly injured broken dying =^o^= A sample of fabric ar...